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more about #enzo more comments → Franzouse: I just gave back my free subscription to Business Week; this truly is an outrage . #uglycars more » mechimike: I think BW is mistaking "ugly" for "different". I personally think its a ploy to have us all driving boring, like-styled econoboxes that the automake... more » area_educator: All the Prowler stirs in me is memories of how much I'd like to have a Panoz Roadster. And also a Seven. #uglycars more » Plasma X: The Wartburg 353 is on this list with the following caption: "Can you find one thing you like about this East German car?" I think that's a challenge... more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Thanks Ben! These people are fools, although the Bricklin and the Prowler firmly belong there IMHO. But I know you had to include them just to make it... more » Alfisted: How can he include the Lightburn Zeta? Everyone knows the Lightburn Zeta Sports was the ugly one! #uglycars more » buffcoat and beaver: Some of the cars on their list actually are pretty damn ugly. That said, can anyone with a straight face say that an El Camino is uglier than this? #u... more » Old Grimey: The Nissan S-Cargo is the only one that belongs on this list IMHO. The Tata Nano is strange yet appealing, the Ferrari Enzo is very bold yet nicely p... more » Pessimippopotamus: I'm afraid All those cars have been well justified in being on that list. Now I could understand that the ordering was off. #uglycars more » Scrubcakes: Holy crap, the toyota van #uglycars more » -
#uglycars
Ten Vehicles That Don't Belong On BuisnessWeek's 50 Ugliest Cars List
We're convinced BusinessWeek intentionally created its "Fifty Ugliest Cars of the Past 50 Years" list to offend Jalopnik reader sensibilities as much as possible. We've pulled out ten cars that simply have no place on this list. Two-minutes hate ahead. More » -
#crashweek
Top Twelve Stupid Car Crashes Caught On Video
It's almost the last day of Crash Week, so we figured it's about time to revel in the spectacular stupidity surrounding car crashes. Below, our twelve favorite stupid car crashes caught on tape. More » -
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World's Fastest Super Car Crashes
Wrecked Exotics has put together a list of the fastest crashes they've ever seen and it's quite the compendium of carnage. Below, evidence proving bad decision making will eventually catch up to you. More » -
#lolcars
This Is Why People Think Ferrari Drivers Are Asshats
That a Ferrari F40, Ferrari F50 and Ferrari Enzo are all haphazardly parked in handicapped spots at a golf course is quite an indictment of people who buy Ferraris. More » -
#savetheenzos
Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
Yet another Ferrari Enzo has been destroyed, this time in Okayama, Japan. The cause of the accident? The gentle Japanese rains. More » -
#savetheenzos
Save The Enzos: Disguise Them With Carbon Fiber!
The folks at Autogespot captured this carbon fiberish Ferrari Enzo traipsing around Maranello. But why? More »
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#savetheenzos
Youngest Ferrari Enzo Owner Is 23 Years Old
Cody Liebel is 23, owns a record company, and drives around in a Ferrari Enzo. We thought we'd show you his car before it ends up in Save The Enzos. [Low Rider Edge] -
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Ferrari Enzo Crashes During Rallye De Paris
Why do we even try to Save The Enzos? Yet another Ferrari Enzo's (the second in three months!) bitten the dust. This one, at least, went down respectably, competing and crashing in the Rally de Paris at Magny Cours. More » -
#savetheenzos
Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
Do we need to print up t-shirts again? We may have to after things got hot under the collar for this once-priceless Ferrari Enzo in Okanagan Falls, BC. Horrific images and video of the Italian BBQ below. Save the Enzos! More » -
#crazyeurocarboydoeslondon
The Nissan Figaro Treads Fine Line Between Retro and Cool
Nissans as pacifiers, Nissans as stop motion actors. Let’s now turn to a weird little JDM Nissan peppering the streets of London: the Figaro. More » -
#savetheenzos
Enzo-Wrecking Stefen Eriksson's Getting A Biopic
Everyone's favoritelaw abidingEnzo-wrecking, Swedish extortionist could potentially have a movie made of his exploits thanks in part to Wired's 2006 article, Gizmondo's Spectacular Crack-up. Does this mean another Enzo has to get wrecked? More » -
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Enzo Saved! Man Jailed For Damaging Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo
A UK pastry chef who admitted damaging Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo was sentenced to 20 weeks in jail. Frankly, we think the prosecutor should have gone for the death penalty. (h/t Brian!) [Star] -
#foundoncraigslist
Red Ferrari Enzo, 9000 Miles, Buy It Now For $1.2 Million... On Craigslist
There may have been seven Lamborghini Reventons on Jameslist, but now there's a Ferrari Enzo for sale. And get this, it's on Craigslist for a fire sale price of only $1.2 million. Save the Enzos!
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#savetheenzos
Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
The Ferrari Enzo owned by Jamiroquai's Jay Kay was brutalized by a yet unconfirmed assailant at the Brudenell Hotel in Aldeburgh, Suffolk. We've got the full damage report inside. More » -
#pictureoftheday
Ferrari FXX Under Some Seriously Hard Braking
We love Ferrari. We love the Enzo. We LOVE the FXX. We love fire and glowing red brakes. There's nothing in this picture that's not full of win. Did we mention we LOVE the FXX? More » -
#whatcelebritiesdrive
Nicholas Cage Drives A Ferrari Enzo
You just knew the star of the re-make of "Gone In 60 Seconds" would have to have something good in the garage, right? Well, how about a Ferrari Enzo? Yup. More » -
#customcars
Is This The World's Fugliest Ferrari Enzo?
We know this Ferrari Enzo isn't really turquoise. But, despite being a photoshop fake, could there be a worse color? We highly doubt it — but what say you? -
#foundonebay
Saga Of The Eddie Griffin Enzo Continues: Murilee Helps Write Its eBay Description
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#exoticcars
Hong Kong Parking Deck Offers A Dubai-Like Display Of Wealth
We wouldn't blame you for mistaking this parking deck for a Sheiklet's playground in Abu Dhabi. This deck in Hong Kong holds some of the world's most exclusiveironaluminum, including a Porsche Carrera GT, a few Lamborghinis and a Ferrari Enzo. It seems as if China is doing a better job of Saving the Enzos than we are back in the States. See if you can name every car in the clip - you'll get some helpful, if slightly misleading, assistance from our intrepid narrators. (Hat tip to Jamie!) [VideoSift] -
#arashaf10
Arash AF10 Details, Images Released
We reported earlier this year the product of snubbed would-be Enzo buyer Arash Farboud, the Arash AF10, was getting closer to production. Now we have details and what looks like photos of a working prototype. Powered by GM's 505 HP 7.0-liter LS7 found in the Z06, the "Enzo-killer" should hit a 3.4 second 0-to-60 time (within a tenth of the Enzo) with a top speed of 204 MPH. All of this comes at a price of just $300,000 (w/VAT) for one of the 25 cars annually produced, a few of which, we're told, are destined for the US. The company also announced plans for an FXX-fighting AF10-S version with a planned 850 HP, proving that hell hath no fury like a wealthy car-collector scorned. Details below the jump. More » -
#spyphotos
Enzo-Replacing "FX70" Test Mule Spotted Outside Ferrari Test Facility
The next-generation Ferrari Enzo, a project known internally at Ferrari as FX70, has been spotted wearing the skin of an F430 Scuderia. Giving it away as something else are the cobbled-together appearance, oddly long wheelbase, and fighter-jet-sized exhaust outlet stuck right in the middle of the lower rear fascia. So what's exhaling through that massive pipe? No one is sure yet, but rumor has it a twin-turbo V8 will power the FX70, providing performance equivalent to that found on the Enzo. A half-million dollar price tag and production run of about 300 units is also expected. [WCF] -
#savetheenzos
Exclusive: Texas Man Rebuilds $1.5 Million Ferrari Enzo Destroyed By Eddie Griffin
As part of the run-up PR-fest for Redline, a schlock-fest of a movie, actor Eddie Griffin "lost control" ( can someone say "publicity stunt?" ) of a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo and crashed it in spectacularly excruciating fashion. The car suffered major front end damage and most considered it totaled due to the delicate carbon fiber bodywork. Not Texan luxury car repair and salesman Matt Groner. No, Groner figured if he could get his hands on the Enzo, it had a fighting chance. As you can see from the picture gallery below, he was right. Jeez, who knew when we launched the "Save The Enzos" campaign, someone would actually save one? The dramatic video of the original incident, pictures of the carnage and Matt's exclusive story of how he brought the Enzo back to life are all below the jump. More » -
#nextzo
Enzo-Replacing Ferrari Mule Spotted Testing In Germany
There has been an awful lot of Ferrari news lately, considering the unveil of the 2009 Ferrari California, the official announcement of the oft-rumored Ferrari hybrid program, and news the Enzo replacement would come in a high-powered fun-sized package. Given that, speculation on the latest round of spy photographs is basically an exercise in throwing a dart at the wall. This taped up and modified F430 was captured in Germany and, among the suspicious elements, the exhaust tucked up under the body in an Enzo-like fashion is the one which most raises interest. Well, that and the taped-over rear window. While some are claiming it's the Enzo replacement, they're also claiming it'll have a turbocharged V6 or use the California's direct-injection V8. According to our sources, they're wrong. More » -
#celebrities
Pharrell Forgoes Jalopnik Sponsorship, Saves Enzos On His Own
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#customcars
Edo Competition Tuned Ferrari Enzo Is No Fierrari Enzno
Yesterday we told you all about the greatest Fierrari Enzno ever built, a piece of kit with such attention to detail it would make a Swiss watchmaker weep. Today we pick up on another niche coachbuilder following in the footsteps of the Fierrari, Edo Competition. Despite starting off with an actual Enzo instead of a Pontiac Fiero, Edo totally falls flat when compared to the magic of the Enzno. In-depth analysis below the fold. More » -
#foundonebay
The Greatest Fierrari Enzno Ever Sold
We've seen a lot of Fierraris lately, hopefully the world runs out of Fieros eventually so we aren't subjected to the ongoing night terrors they induce, but this one is particularly brash. This p**sy magnet yellow Fierrari Enzno is perhaps the finest example of the breed, complete with crooked, off-brand Ferrari prancing horse logos, four off-kilter exhaust tips, pop-up DVD player, brilliantly executed engine-cover-mounted TV antenna, luxurious APC racing seats... the list goes on and on. The best part is this car's claim to fame. More » -
#novelties
Gizmondo Ferrari Enzo Crash Perfectly Recreated In Scale Form
Take the now infamous Stefan Eriksson Ferrari Enzo Crash, an Enzo model kit and a lot of free time and you get this lovingly detailed, expertly recreated and irrepressibly awesome diorama. That it came from Jalopnik reader/commenter HansStuckJr just makes it that much cooler. Photos of the original crash and photos of the recreation below, as well as the full details about this masterpiece below the jump. More » -
#savetheenzos
Hide the Enzos? Stefan Eriksson Goes Free
The man who launched a thousand memes after crashing a Ferrari Enzo on the PCH that wasn't technically his — was just released from a California jail where he's spent the past two years on charges of embezzlement in November 2006, days after a jury had failed to agree a verdict on charges he had stolen two Ferrari Enzos and a top-end Mercedes-Benz. Stefan Eriksson, the former Gizmondo executive, who goes by other names including "Fat Steffe" (in Sweden), "Ferrari Steffen" (in the US) and "The Evil One Who Destroys Beautiful Things" (in Maranello, Modena Italy), was transferred to a detention facility outside of LA on December 13th as he awaits transport... More » -
#industrynews
Say it Ain't Enzo: Ferrari Considering V8 Power for New Enzo?
While Audi is thinking about adding a couple of cylinders, the fellows at AutoWeek get confirmation that Ferrari is considering dropping a V8 in the next generation Enzo. The new version will be using technology developed in the FXX (pictured in Evoluzione form) and there's some question as to whether it's better to lose some weight with a turbocharged V8 or stick with a heavier, more powerful V12. More » -
#savetheenzos
Stefan Eriksson's Passenger Arrested
In the case of the car crash that won't die, Trevor Michael Karney was arrested by sheriffs around 9:00 am Wednesday in Marina del Ray, near Venice Beach in California. Mr Karney, as some of you surely recall, was present at the scene of the infamous Ferrari Enzo crash in Malibu, but reported to police that he was in fact a passenger in a Mercedes McLaren SLR. Not only that, but he too saw the totally fictional Dietrich flee up into the hills. Turns out that Karney IS Dietrich. Well, not exactly, as Eriksson admitted in court that he was in fact driving the Enzo drunk at 160 mph when he then cleaved the the Italian exotic in half with a telephone pole. And Karney was arrested for being the passenger. So that makes Fat Stefan Dietrich and Karney Eriksson. Whew, glad that's sorted out. More hot facts after you leap. More » -
#fastasashark
I Voted No on the 250 GTO
While the Loverman and I agree on a great many things and have quite possibly slept with too many of the same women (all before we knew each other), now and then there is a great schism. DAF vs. FAF, Evo vs. WRX. Killdozer vs. Dave Matthews. Okay, so the last one was a complete and utter lie. But the 250 GTO is one of the only Jalopnik Fantasy Garage cars I've ever voted down. And it sounds like insanity, even to me. More » -
#jalopnikfantasygarage
Ferrari 250 GTO
"You can't give one without the other." My mother repeated these words every time my father would buy a new bicycle for me but neglect to do the same for my sister. Fair, after all, is fair. I mention this because after researching last week's Fantasy Garage superstar, the Shelby Cobra Daytona Coupe, not including the 250 GTO would be sacrilege. We can't have one without the other. After all, the reason the Daytona is so breathtakingly fantastic is because it had to compete with this Ferrari. Put another way, without the Ferrari 250 GTO, the Daytona Coupe wouldn't exist. Was Muhammad Ali any less of a fighter because he lost one to Ken Norton? [Ed Note: oops!] Of course not. And there is no doubt that when the 250 GTO debuted in 1962, it was the greatest car in the world.
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#jalopnikfantasygarage
Shelby Cobra Daytona Coupe
Last week we asked you to name your favorite automotive legends. While the answers were (of course) stellar – Smokey Yunick rules – we're a little disappointed that no one mentioned the genesis of this week's Fantasy Garage candidate, the Shelby Cobra Daytona Coupe. Though, it is worth mentioning that almost everything Carol Shelby does eventually winds up as someone's favorite anecdote (let's just forget the Shelby GLHS). For instance, Carroll used to place a $100 bill on the Cobra's dashboard while demoing the car to potential customers. If a customer could reach forward and snatch the Franklin before the Cobra could hit 100 mph, he could keep it. No one ever got the cash. But we're not here to talk about the Cobra.
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#prancinglightness
Paper-Doll Enzo : Ferrari Reveals Cardboard Concept
Ferrari revealed a pint-sized Enzo concept insiders are calling the "1000 kilo" car, or "Millechili" in Italian. Winding Road was on hand at Ferrari's 60th Anniversary fete to enquire, though the got some winding answers from the Ferraristi on hand. Some are calling the model — whose wheelbase is nearly 10 inches less than that of the Enzo — the "FXX Millechili." That implies the little bugger could pull down as much as 660 horsepower from the Ferrari's top-end V12. At 2207 lb., that kind of power would be downright time warping. Could we be looking at the smaller Ferrari some insist is on the way? Or is it a practical joke you have to be Modenese to get. Eh! More » -
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Hooning An Enzo
We can't tell is this dude is the sloppiest driver in the world, or one of the greats. Either way, we recommend not passing judgment against him until you see the last 30 seconds or so of the clip. More importantly, no Enzos were harmed during the making of this clip. Oh, and we got some Schumacher hooning his FXX after the jump. At least, we assume it's his. Enjoy! More » -
#savetheenzos
Schadenfriday! In Wealthy Environs, Supercar Losses Mount
You may lament the widening inequity of wealth in this country, but damned if there aren't way more supercars on the road than there used to be. And as the Wall Street Journal points out today, that's just fine unless you're one of those guys who wraps their Lambo around a bridge abutment on the way to MBA class. Apparently wrecking expensive cars isn't just the domain of drink-addled rock stars or Swedish underworld figures anymore. Check out these stats from the great state of Californication: More » -
#ferrarifreakout
More Details On The Possible World Record Ferrari Party At Silverstone
We told you last month about Ferrari's attempt to set a new Guinness World Record for the "Largest Parade of Ferrari Cars" this upcoming weekend at Silverstone, the historic former air base turned racetrack in the UK. We've now received (via press release) the following list of expected Ferrari entries:* 20+ pre-1973 V12s, including two 250 GT SWB, a 250 GTO and a 275 GTB/C, as well as several Daytonas, 250 GT Lussos and even a 330 GT
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#underinsuredbrother
British Enzo Bent...By A Bus?!?
We're stunned to have just heard the Daily Mail's reporting that we lost another Ferrari Enzo...nine months ago. Where the hell were we? How did we not know about this? The outrage...no, the humanity! Apparently a Brit businessman and property tycoon named Frank Mountain alleged a single-decker bus was being"driven too fast when it rounded a bend on the wrong side of the road and smashed into the £600,000 supercar."
But wait, that's not all...as is want to happen in cases of supercars on rough roads, being driven like an arse and road rallyes, the"hand-built Ferrari, only 399 of which have been built, then careered into a Volkswagen Golf."
Yet again, these Golf's need to stop getting in the way of out-of-control supercars, whether piloted or not. Whether in Macedonia or the Queen's realm — can't they see the problems they're causing? Luckily... More »
