Muttonchops commented on How it Feels to Fly a Jetpack

"Most people can jump higher."

Muttonchops commented on Jeep Compass, Patriot To Get Upgraded Interior For 2009

"Way overdue improvements but I'll reserve judgement until after I see and touch."

Muttonchops commented on Car Stereo Installer Must Be On Crack, Reports Customer For Being Same

"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCHEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!"

Muttonchops commented on Commenter Of The Day: Germanz Iz Az Ze Germanz Doez

"I've said "jiminy-jilickers" so many times the words have lost all meaning."

Muttonchops commented on People On The Internet Are Searching For The Ford Flex

"Just wait for the Flex-Fuel Funkmaster Flex Flex."

Muttonchops commented on BRB Evolution Super Car Concept Transforms, Folds To Fit Tight Spaces

"And it never loses suction!"

Muttonchops commented on Where Is Your God Now?

"Ze goggles!"

Muttonchops commented on John Mayer Does Apple Tech Support for His Dad, Fails Miserably

"This is an obvious fake."

Muttonchops commented on First Pictures Of Turbo-Boosted Super Pursuit KITT At Comic Convention, KITTchero Teased

"It looks like it got shit on by a JC Whitney catalog."

Muttonchops commented on 2010 Chevy Camaro: From Concept To Reality

"........................this post = fail."

Muttonchops commented on Production 2010 Chevy Camaro Revealed!

"I love hearing how "hard" the materials "look"."

Muttonchops commented on Commenter Of The Day: Sex Sells Edition

"Rrroll in ze hay, rrroll in ze hay!"

Muttonchops commented on New Photos Reveal The 2009 Ferrari California In Glorious Detail

"Sorry but the rear seems like it was cribbed off a Chinese knockoff of a good looking convertible."

Muttonchops commented on 2008 Ford Mustang Bullitt, Part One

"True to form."

Muttonchops commented on Aussie Motorist Hits Koala, Koala Survives Only To Find Out It Has The Clap

"I promise I've never touched that Koala!"

Muttonchops commented on Jay Leno Drives The 1183-HP SSC Ultimate Aero

"Mmmm, Focus headlights scream quality..."

Muttonchops commented on LG Chocolate 3 Gets Release Date Moved up

"Would be great if they could figure out a way for it to NOT call people randomly from inside your pocket. The first Chocolate SUCKED and just about everyone who owned one agrees."