Parkington commented on Remote Controlled Black Widow Spider Probably Won't Last Very Long

"I saw one."

Mad_Science commented on Top Gear Pits BMW M3 Vs. Lexus IS-F, We Translate Stig's Morse Code

"I've always seen the IS-F as kind of a poseur's car. I know it's genuinely fast, but between the over-designed body treatments and the 8 speed auto...it seems like the most workout any of them will ever get will be to outrun sportier cars on the freeway at night. I know it would smoke my WRX in most situations, but fo rmy money, I'd rather have my car (actually, 3 of them)."

Mad_Science commented on Top Gear Pits BMW M3 Vs. Lexus IS-F, We Translate Stig's Morse Code

"@Evil-Jeremy: But I think that's the point. No one knows what to do with a sporty Lexus."

Parkington commented on Instant Xmas Tree-In-a-Pizza-Box Is Probably Made by ACME

"This makes me sick!"

Parkington commented on Super Dexterous Japanese Motoman Robot Chef Makes Okonomiyaki

""This Japanese robot can make them."

DoctorNine makes tires squeal in... commented on Wrench Man Needs But One Appendage

"@NovaloadMissesPolar: It is indeed the very essence of pathos."

Mad_Science commented on Jalopnik Commenter Savant Buys SHOwagon

"@rlj676-new job, same problems: Tailgates rust out, tailgate motors (or in his case, wiper-motors) stop working, tailgate weatherstripping goes, rear side windows get busted, the gas tank is different, the tail lights are different and paintjobs cost more. Hopefully the floor of his rear tub isn't rusted out like mine."

Deartháir commented on Jalopnik Commenter Savant Buys SHOwagon

"@junkman: You, sir, are my kind of human being."